Band Member: The Artist Formerly Known as Lynk
Axe of choice: His Own Windpipes

Bio: This self-proclaimed Weird Al Coverband got his big break on Television's American Idol, where Simon Cowel referred to him as an 'abysmal f-up'.  After spending nearly a decade in hiding in his underground sanctuary, Lynk emerged with renewed confidence and hit the streets as a sidewalk accordionist until he was discovered by an outsourced sysadmin.

Today, Lynk is known for his extravagant lifestyle; a true playboy in the tech rock world.  Experts aren't sure about the cause of his success, why his syndication has become so overwhelming, and why female fans can't get enough of him, but it probably has very little to do with his singing or his fashion sense.