Bios

Bio: Drew Hallmighty has been an accomplished guitarist ever since late October, 2010.  Drew is fluent in over two dozen languages, including Lorem Ipsum, l33tsp3ak, and flawless CSS.  While Drew is still an active member of The Wise Guys, he's also moved into producing; with such bands under his wing like Disgruntled Code Monkees, Jimmy and the Fail Whales, and Hashtag.  Drew also offers guitar (electric and air) lessons at the local universities, and runs two 24 hour day care centers.  It's all about the good press, and the Benjamins.

Rolling Stones has Drew on the top 5 of their list of 100 greatest guitarists of the 21st century.  Expect to see him as a playable character in next generation's Guitar Hero and Rock Band games.

Bio: By day, Nitish "The Animal" Tyagi is a humble drummer for The Wise Guys.  By night, Nitish is a hardcore, keyboard shredding, programming machine.  Nitish has released solo percussion albums worldwide, with two best selling albums in India.  While he can roll the drums at speads of over 900 beats per minute, he can code 950 lines per minute in PHP.  Blindfolded.  One-handed.  Without a keyboard.

Bio: Derek Firewall has had a long history in the tech rock world.  A perfectionist, he's notoriously known for replacing his band members by creating a quick GUI in visual basic.  Known most for his works while in the band The Integrators, where he would solo for an average of 45 minutes per album.  Derek's marketing success goes far beyond that of music, and includes action figures, video games, a comic book series, and soon, a movie based on said comic book series.

Today, Derek lives an extravagant lifestyle at his mountain top mansion that houses over 255 staff members, including his own personal hair salon, laboratory, and a live-in Jester.

Band Member: The Artist Formerly Known as Lynk
Axe of choice: His Own Windpipes

Bio: This self-proclaimed Weird Al Coverband got his big break on Television's American Idol, where Simon Cowel referred to him as an 'abysmal f-up'.  After spending nearly a decade in hiding in his underground sanctuary, Lynk emerged with renewed confidence and hit the streets as a sidewalk accordionist until he was discovered by an outsourced sysadmin.

Today, Lynk is known for his extravagant lifestyle; a true playboy in the tech rock world.  Experts aren't sure about the cause of his success, why his syndication has become so overwhelming, and why female fans can't get enough of him, but it probably has very little to do with his singing or his fashion sense.